A Quick Note About Steve Jobs

I’m not an Apple Fanboy–frankly, that level of anthropomorphization and attachment to a brand is kind of sad and weird. But maybe it’s not anthropomorphization in Apple’s case, because Apple isn’t really a brand, it’s a human. A human named Steve Jobs.

I’m not a fanboy, but I like Apple products, for the most part. My household has a couple iPhones, an iPad, an iMac, and a few Airport devices. But I also have a ThinkPad and a Windows 7 Phone, and I like them, too, for different reasons. My coworkers are constantly asking me why I don’t move to a MacBook Pro for my work machine, but I like having a different OS at work than the one I use at home. It makes the computing experience different, and I want to feel different sitting at my home computer than I do when I’m working.

Experience matters. Use case matters. This, more than anything else, is what I appreciate Steve Jobs for. I was talking to a gadget-obsessed friend yesterday who was hyping WebOS and saying it was far superior to iOS. When I pointed out the learning-curve differences, he derided the users that don’t want to spend a couple days figuring out a new OS. But the fact is, my 2-year-old daughter can navigate an iPad; iOS’s level of intuitiveness is important for a use-case that involves a two-year-old.

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Treason > Taxes ??

Blessed readers, I present to you The Funniest/Stupidest Facebook Update Ever Posted:

It would be even funnier if this guy wasn’t a registered voter (but also less ironic). It’s also funnier because I actually know this guy and he considers himself a Christian…albeit a Christian who’d rather murder than pay the taxes that go to support the poor and old retired people. Dude, how much are you actually paying in Social Security taxes? Also, why do you hate America and democracy so much that you’d assassinate the duly elected president in order to get out of paying them?

But here’s the real kicker: If time travel DID exist, you’d be arrested for treason because the Time Cops would see your Facebook post and know what’s up. Maybe they wouldn’t even arrest you; they’d just go back in time and make sure your mom and dad never met! (You can’t beat the Time Cops).

Travelogue

I’m currently on kind of a whistle-stop tour of the intermountain west: Denver; Huntsville, UT; St. Anthony, Idaho; and then Salt Lake City.

Denver’s visit was only for a night, so I could catch up with my brother’s family and some good friends who live there (the Linds and Jay Edgington). Played with my nephews a bit, watched from awesome seats as the Rockies dismantled the Nationals, hung out on Jay’s office roof deck, and then spent a few hours reminiscing with Mindy and Jeff and gawking at their house. (It has a basement! And a garage! If we ever leave NYC, basement- and garage acquisition will have been a huge factor in the decision.)

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Brain Barf: August 2

Happy Wi-Fi Day! (8.02.11)

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I took a few days off last week to visit my brother and family in South Carolina, where he’s a construction manager helping to build a bio-energy facility. He took my dad and me on a tour of the construction, at the Savannah River Site (where all the nuclear facilities are) and it was amazing. I guess I figured it would be like “Dirty Jobs”–all grime and sweat and dust everywhere. Actually, the site was pristine–gleaming, even!

On a related note, I came across an interesting article in The New Yorker about (surprise!) why big cities are so awesome, and it quoted some urban planners and economists saying that cities serve as useful hubs for the “creative class.”

Here’s the thing: As a creative guy at an ad agency and an amateur musician, I’m probably included in that demographic. But I think we mis-define “creative,” because my brother the construction manager likely isn’t lumped into the creative class, and yet he builds freakin’ power plants and factories. I make PowerPoint presentations, blog posts, ads, and songs no one will ever hear. Jeff takes raw material, adds manpower, and turns it into power plants and factories. And somehow I’m in the creative class and he’s not.

If we compared our creative output by any standard–weight, volume, value, social utility–he totally wins every time.

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Redemption for Vader?

I wrote an article this week for Brian Solis’s marketing blog, in which I have a little fun with the common designation of the marketing industry as “The Dark Side.” I didn’t want to get into it in the article, but let’s talk here for a minute about The Dark Side, and the giant ethical turd sandwich that is Star Wars.

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We Should Thank The Strokes

Had a conversation with a co-worker today about this Stereogum tribute to The Strokes. It’s the 10th anniversary of their debut album, “Is This It,” which seems like an obviously seminal album in retrospect, but didn’t at the time (at least to me).

There are a few music videos for which I have memories of my first viewing. The first time I saw Dave Matthews’ Band’s “What Would You Say” video I was like “wha????” It looked like a twisted version of “Sledgehammer,” but the music was unlike anything I’d ever heard (before or since). I bought the album at Target later that same afternoon.

“Last Night” was one of those videos. I didn’t know what I was watching, but it looked cooler and sleazier than anything since Nirvana’s “In Bloom.” A one-take live performance? In which guitarist Albert Hammond Jr. has to walk over to the drums and try to fix the falling mic stands? A scowling lead singer in Julian Casablancas, who couldn’t seem to care less about filming his debut video?

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Brain Barf: July 20

Some thoughts that have been stewing in my brain lately [there are some FNL spoilers at the end, if you haven't seen the finale]:

Fit-In vs. Stand-Out Industries: Working in midtown with the bankers and other white-collar criminals, my office mates and I stick out like sore thumbs. I wore shorts and Vans to work today. There’s an office of JP Morgan in my building, and riding the elevator with those guys (and they’re all guys), you can tell they’re equal parts envious and disdainful of the denim-clad creatives on floors 2 through 6.

I have friends in finance that hew to a similar dress code as the JP Morganotons: Clean shaven, short hair, conservative shirt tucked into conservative pants with conservative shoes. I don’t dress wild or cool, but I like working in an industry where people are encouraged to stand out, not to fit in.

I remember a passage in Liar’s Poker in which Michael Lewis outlines the dress code of Wall St.: Only the honchos are allowed to wear suspenders and bow ties. The grunts better stick to the uniform. Bear Stearns was one of the more conservative offices in town–Corinne had to wear a suit to work each day. You’d think being the most formal office in New York would protect a bank from crashing, but turns out it had nothing to do with the performance or health of the business.

So throw off your business-casual uniform! Grow a beard! In the land of clean shaven drones, the bearded man is a “creative eccentric.”

The Socio-Political Ramifications of Spinning: I’ve been trying to stick to my goal of exercising every day except Sunday. My body’s holding up fine, but my mind is rebelling, for political reasons.

I have energy to burn. Isn’t that crazy? I put too many calories in my body, and then I sit on a spin bike for an hour and pump my legs, with the express purpose of burning all those calories I just ate. We pedal stationary bikes, we run without needing to arrive at a destination, we lift heavy metal objects up and down–we literally work without any end in mind except the benefits of the physical action of working.

I wonder why we’ve never harnessed that energy? How much potential energy is unleashed every day in Manhattan before and after work? How many thousands of people on treadmills, spin bikes, weight machines, ellipticals?

In a world where calories are a precious and scarce resource,  we use ours to spin a heavy wheel on a stationary bike. It makes me want to get off the spin bike and go on a hunger strike.

Breaking Bad is Back! Shudder. That scene where El Pollo Loco takes 10 minutes to silently change his clothes is insane.

Friday Night Lights is Gone! It ended at the perfect time though. Over the course of the show, every character underwent unexpected transformation: Jason Street became a cripple, then became a successful professional with a kid. Buddy Garrity lost his status, his team affiliation and his business. Tyra became an ambitious college student. Riggins became an unselfish martyr. Vince became a responsible leader to his team. Julie became even more of a whiny idiot (hers was a slight transformation).

The only two characters that had yet to undergo any kind of character development were Coach and Mrs. Taylor. I’m glad they got theirs in the last episode.

Tall People Are Screwed: Seriously, all you guys out there that wish you were a few inches taller, close your tiny mouths and be grateful that you can walk into any men’s clothing store, buy whatever clothes you like, and then wear them.