Travelogue

I’m currently on kind of a whistle-stop tour of the intermountain west: Denver; Huntsville, UT; St. Anthony, Idaho; and then Salt Lake City.

Denver’s visit was only for a night, so I could catch up with my brother’s family and some good friends who live there (the Linds and Jay Edgington). Played with my nephews a bit, watched from awesome seats as the Rockies dismantled the Nationals, hung out on Jay’s office roof deck, and then spent a few hours reminiscing with Mindy and Jeff and gawking at their house. (It has a basement! And a garage! If we ever leave NYC, basement- and garage acquisition will have been a huge factor in the decision.)

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Brain Barf: August 2

Happy Wi-Fi Day! (8.02.11)

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I took a few days off last week to visit my brother and family in South Carolina, where he’s a construction manager helping to build a bio-energy facility. He took my dad and me on a tour of the construction, at the Savannah River Site (where all the nuclear facilities are) and it was amazing. I guess I figured it would be like “Dirty Jobs”–all grime and sweat and dust everywhere. Actually, the site was pristine–gleaming, even!

On a related note, I came across an interesting article in The New Yorker about (surprise!) why big cities are so awesome, and it quoted some urban planners and economists saying that cities serve as useful hubs for the “creative class.”

Here’s the thing: As a creative guy at an ad agency and an amateur musician, I’m probably included in that demographic. But I think we mis-define “creative,” because my brother the construction manager likely isn’t lumped into the creative class, and yet he builds freakin’ power plants and factories. I make PowerPoint presentations, blog posts, ads, and songs no one will ever hear. Jeff takes raw material, adds manpower, and turns it into power plants and factories. And somehow I’m in the creative class and he’s not.

If we compared our creative output by any standard–weight, volume, value, social utility–he totally wins every time.

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Redemption for Vader?

I wrote an article this week for Brian Solis’s marketing blog, in which I have a little fun with the common designation of the marketing industry as “The Dark Side.” I didn’t want to get into it in the article, but let’s talk here for a minute about The Dark Side, and the giant ethical turd sandwich that is Star Wars.

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We Should Thank The Strokes

Had a conversation with a co-worker today about this Stereogum tribute to The Strokes. It’s the 10th anniversary of their debut album, “Is This It,” which seems like an obviously seminal album in retrospect, but didn’t at the time (at least to me).

There are a few music videos for which I have memories of my first viewing. The first time I saw Dave Matthews’ Band’s “What Would You Say” video I was like “wha????” It looked like a twisted version of “Sledgehammer,” but the music was unlike anything I’d ever heard (before or since). I bought the album at Target later that same afternoon.

“Last Night” was one of those videos. I didn’t know what I was watching, but it looked cooler and sleazier than anything since Nirvana’s “In Bloom.” A one-take live performance? In which guitarist Albert Hammond Jr. has to walk over to the drums and try to fix the falling mic stands? A scowling lead singer in Julian Casablancas, who couldn’t seem to care less about filming his debut video?

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Brain Barf: July 20

Some thoughts that have been stewing in my brain lately [there are some FNL spoilers at the end, if you haven't seen the finale]:

Fit-In vs. Stand-Out Industries: Working in midtown with the bankers and other white-collar criminals, my office mates and I stick out like sore thumbs. I wore shorts and Vans to work today. There’s an office of JP Morgan in my building, and riding the elevator with those guys (and they’re all guys), you can tell they’re equal parts envious and disdainful of the denim-clad creatives on floors 2 through 6.

I have friends in finance that hew to a similar dress code as the JP Morganotons: Clean shaven, short hair, conservative shirt tucked into conservative pants with conservative shoes. I don’t dress wild or cool, but I like working in an industry where people are encouraged to stand out, not to fit in.

I remember a passage in Liar’s Poker in which Michael Lewis outlines the dress code of Wall St.: Only the honchos are allowed to wear suspenders and bow ties. The grunts better stick to the uniform. Bear Stearns was one of the more conservative offices in town–Corinne had to wear a suit to work each day. You’d think being the most formal office in New York would protect a bank from crashing, but turns out it had nothing to do with the performance or health of the business.

So throw off your business-casual uniform! Grow a beard! In the land of clean shaven drones, the bearded man is a “creative eccentric.”

The Socio-Political Ramifications of Spinning: I’ve been trying to stick to my goal of exercising every day except Sunday. My body’s holding up fine, but my mind is rebelling, for political reasons.

I have energy to burn. Isn’t that crazy? I put too many calories in my body, and then I sit on a spin bike for an hour and pump my legs, with the express purpose of burning all those calories I just ate. We pedal stationary bikes, we run without needing to arrive at a destination, we lift heavy metal objects up and down–we literally work without any end in mind except the benefits of the physical action of working.

I wonder why we’ve never harnessed that energy? How much potential energy is unleashed every day in Manhattan before and after work? How many thousands of people on treadmills, spin bikes, weight machines, ellipticals?

In a world where calories are a precious and scarce resource,  we use ours to spin a heavy wheel on a stationary bike. It makes me want to get off the spin bike and go on a hunger strike.

Breaking Bad is Back! Shudder. That scene where El Pollo Loco takes 10 minutes to silently change his clothes is insane.

Friday Night Lights is Gone! It ended at the perfect time though. Over the course of the show, every character underwent unexpected transformation: Jason Street became a cripple, then became a successful professional with a kid. Buddy Garrity lost his status, his team affiliation and his business. Tyra became an ambitious college student. Riggins became an unselfish martyr. Vince became a responsible leader to his team. Julie became even more of a whiny idiot (hers was a slight transformation).

The only two characters that had yet to undergo any kind of character development were Coach and Mrs. Taylor. I’m glad they got theirs in the last episode.

Tall People Are Screwed: Seriously, all you guys out there that wish you were a few inches taller, close your tiny mouths and be grateful that you can walk into any men’s clothing store, buy whatever clothes you like, and then wear them.

Brain Barf: July 8th

Some thoughts from my brain the past few days:

  • A friend asked me what I thought the appropriate age was for a kid to get a phone. I hadn’t really thought about the question before. I talked to Corinne about it, and we decided when she’s old enough to ride the subway on her own, she’ll get a phone. The Tiger Mom in me says we shouldn’t get Ada a smartphone until she’s committed to coding her first mobile app. “You want an iPhone honey? We’ll get you the SDK as well.”
  • I’ve always preferred non-fiction books, but lately I’ve had trouble getting through any books at all, and especially fiction. I used to devour any book I could get my hands on, and now I have to force myself to read anything longer than a New Yorker article. I’m reading The Brothers K for the first time, and enjoying it, but there’s a little voice in the back of my head that says “You’re wasting so much time on a single piece of content–and the content isn’t even true!” But then the other, smarter voice says “Your brain is rotting from ADD and utter lack of imaginative input–this is actual literature. Enjoy it!”
  • Speaking of real literature, Grantland is bloated. Yeah, I said it. They’d do well to cut their output by two thirds and make each article a conversation piece. (like this one is)
  • I’m done with So You Think You Can Dance, forever. I always thought the show sucked but 50% of the routines were stunning. So we could fast forward through all the crap and watch the routines. But that 50% hit rate fell to 25%, then 10%, and this season it’s hovering near 0%. Which brings up the question: Did I think the routines were stunning simply because I’d never seen quality dancing before? Or has the quality of the routines objectively decreased? Or have the choreographers’ quirky styles become repetitive? I suspect the answer is D: All of the above.
  • We just finished Justified, Season 2, which is the raddest police procedural since The Wire. Seriously, it’s great. We tried to transition from that show to Luther, the BBC cop show that’s so highly rated–and which stars Idris Elba (Stringer Bell). Very disappointed, and disappointed to be disappointed. We had the same reaction to Luther as we did to the new Sherlock Holmes series–humorless, heavy handed, and the writing is absurd. Maybe season 2 of each will be better.
  • Or maybe I should just go read a book.

Disney Fanfic

I watched Dumbo a couple days ago for the first time in probably 25 years. I guess I didn’t realize it when I was a kid, but the structure of the story is really a huge downer.

Normally in a story arc you have a buildup to a high point in the first act, then a crisis, then a buildup to a climactic triumph, right? Dumbo is just a series of bummers until the last 10 minutes, when we get two climaxes stacked on top of each other (learns to fly with magic feather, then learns to fly without magic feather).

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Brain Barf, July 1st

Some thoughts from my brain this week:

  • I got into Google+ last night–I’m one of the lucky few who got into a social network where none of my friends are. Awesome. All I can tell you is that I’ve seen the promised land, and it looks a lot like Facebook.
  • I know the band’s last few albums haven’t been very good, but any band that manages to put together a debut album that includes My Name is Jonas, Say It Ain’t So, No One Else, and In the Garage must be forgiven of ANYTHING that comes after. I mean, are you kidding me? Those aren’t even the album’s hit singles!
  • What I hate about the preceding paragraph is that I’m now old enough to be that guy. Those songs were recorded 18 years ago.
  • If you had a time-traveling Tardis, where would you go first? Would you be like “Is Jesus real?” or would you be like “Dinosaurs!”? I submitted my answer to a religious poll and now I feel ashamed.
  • You know those guys who dress really sharp, all the time? But old-timey sharp, like slim cut shirt/trousers with a bow tie and thin suspenders and nice shoes and a leather satchel? It’s a very specific look that is gaining popularity in NYC, but I don’t think there’s a name for guys that dress that way. Because they aren’t hipsters, exactly; nor are they preppies or mods. “Dandy” sounds too effeminate, but maybe “Natty” is good fit? As in, “this gastropub is a magnet for natties.” Hmmm, I’m not sure.
  • After two years, my team’s working relationship with Microsoft came to an amicable close today. I think we accomplished quite a lot over the past couple years, and did some groundbreaking, innovative editorial work together. Innovation isn’t really an expected outcome when you pair a huge agency with a huge client, but we pulled it off, and the boatload of awards we won was icing on the cake. And now, we’re on to the next thing!

Father’s Day in Cape May

Three things conspire to keep my family from taking great vacations: I rarely know what my work schedule is like more than a week in advance; we don’t have a car, so road trips are very expensive; we have a toddler, so vacations are only kind of vacations. (Nap times and eating schedules must be adhered to, and bedtime for the kid is 8pm.)

As it happened, I had a relatively free Friday and Monday coming up at work, so I was determined to take the days off and enjoy them to the fullest. By some crazy miracle, I was able on Thursday to book a vacation home in Cape May for the weekend, AND find a zipcar that was open for all four days that we wanted. So Friday morning, we set off for a last-minute beach vacation.

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On Bass

Rejected titles for this post: Bass is Loaded, All Your Bass Are Belong to Us, Bass Masters, Who’s the Bass?

“Bass players are the cool ones.” People always say that when I tell them I play the bass. I won’t say it’s always true (I’m proof of that), but the image I have in my head of bass players is of Adam Clayton of U2, or the dudes from The Hold Steady and Arcade Fire–cool guys that stand at the back of the stage and calmly do their thing while all around them is chaos. I remember watching a huge Oasis concert maybe 10 or 15 years ago, and there on the stage, the bass player was sitting on a bar stool with his legs crossed. He was so cool he couldn’t even be bothered to stand!

Obviously, there are exceptions. Sting for one, Paul McCartney for another. Great bass players, great songwriters, but not “cool” in the sense of “the opposite of hot.”

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