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The Straight Party Ticket

Seriously, why do we put up with these people? Karl Rove recants his comments about Christine O’Donnell, saying he DOES endorse her…because she’s a republican, and, in his words “…I said I’m for the Republican in each and every case.”

Really, Karl? You believe that in every single election across this great land, the Republican candidate is better suited for public office than the Democratic candidate? (And by the way, I’m sure the reverse is true–Democrats voting a straight party ticket–but it still makes me sick)

But hey. at least it’s an easy litmus test. Shoot, we don’t even need to know the candidate’s name–in fact, I bet leaders in both parties would prefer a ballot with parties instead of names…think of the money they could save on signage! Just haul out the yard signs from four years ago and you’re ready for another election season! “Democrat for President”  “Elect Republicans for Everything!”

Lessons from Lost

Before we start, I’ll just let you know that there are NO spoilers in this post (and please don’t post any in the comments). So you laggards who are waiting for the DVD, read on with impunity.

I won’t comment on the finale from last night, except to say that it sealed in my brain the impression that the show was a shoddy piece of storytelling. There–that’s out of the way.

The REAL issue that I want to think about a bit in this post is fandom. In my still-kind-of-newish advertising job, one of my focuses is on getting PEOPLE to become AUDIENCE MEMBERS, and to transition them from AUDIENCE to ADVOCATES. How do you get non-users of a product to consider the product? And then to purchase the product? And then to tell others about the product? That’s the bazillion-dollar question in this era of social media and in our increasingly recommendation-based economy: how do you mint FANS?

Lost was brilliant at it. Remember those first two seasons? Lost won fans by consistently, methodically revealing new puzzles for viewers to work on (but not solve). The show used the web to spread transmedia games and video clips with clues. Guys like EW’s Doc Jensen went WAY in-depth with episode-by-episode anlysis, and he was provided with tantalizing nuggets of info by the show’s writers themselves. And remember the Sprite commercial with the secrets about the Hanso corporation?

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The Great Mormon Novel

Interesting article in Slate today about The Great Mormon Novel…namely, why hasn’t it been written yet? The author is the poetry editor at Dialogue: A Journal of Mormon Thought, so he has probably spent a bit more time hunting for the Great Mormon Novelist than you or I have, and he writes about Mormons with quite a bit of insight.

Why aren’t mormons better at creating compelling art? It’s a question I think about a lot. I devote quite a bit of time to either consuming or playing music, and would probably participate in a mormon music scene if there ever could be such a thing. But it’s denied existence by two factors:

1) The lack of alcohol has a very real effect on mormons’ ability to enjoy live music. This is not meant as a ding–mormons like to have fun as much as anyone–but listening to a live rock band play in a loud, small club is torture for 90% of the population; doing it sober is torture for 99% of the population. Plus, sober fans throw a wrench in the live music machine because there are no alcohol sales to subsidize the venue (that’s why you have 60K college kids in Provo, but almost no live music clubs).

2) Mormons tend not to be very good lyricists. Or writers of any kind. Or artists. There, I said it.

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Hit to Right Field (it’s not that hard)

It’s strange, but my blog post from last year on coed softball positioning is the most popular post on my blog, even a year later. I guess the web is devoid of bloggers opining on whether you should hide your worst player at 2B, RF, or catcher. So I’ll do one more post.

Teams hide their bad fielders in Right and on 2B for a reason: Right-handed batters don’t naturally hit to right field, or to the soft gap between 1B and 2B. Which means if there’s a good shot to RF, forget about it. Runner’s going to get at least a double, and might make it all the way around. In that infield gap, there’s a danger in hitting it straight to the first baseman (first baseperson?), but even then,  he/she’s got to beat you to the bag or the pitcher has to have the presence of mind to get there before you do.

A right-handed batter that can hit to right field is going to produce runs. I think the typical way of doing it is to swing a millisecond later, but I’ve never had much luck with that–just results in foul balls. There’s an easier way to do it. In slow pitch, while the ball is in the air, just pivot your body by moving your right foot back a bit (you’re basically stepping in the bucket before you swing). Tada! Your body is angled to hit to right field. Two things to note:

  • You’re going to lose some power by stepping away from the ball like that
  • It’s a little awkward to hit a ball that’s kind of coming in from behind you (but not much more difficult)

After a couple seasons of doing this, I can hit to RF with  50% or 60% regularity, and I’ve never been thrown out or caught out by a savvy right-fielder (they don’t exist). And once your opponent knows you can do it, they compensate by shifting the CF or the Rover over to cover for RF, which gives you some nice gaps in your more natural hitting zone. With luck, you can get two RF shots in before they recognize what you’re doing. If you ever have a twinge of guilt for picking on the poor right-fielder, just remind yourself that you’re giving him/her valuable fielding experience.

I’ve never played fast-pitch, but I imagine the process would be similar (but more difficult). Two issues though:

  • You probably don’t have time to pivot your feet during the pitch, and setting up your stance before the pitch is going to telegraph where you’re hitting to.
  • Fast-pitch players might be more skilled on average than slow-pitch players, so you get diminishing returns from contorting your batting stance to target RF.

Try it out and let me know how it goes. Or share tricks of your own.

More Blogs! We Need More Blogs!

Just posted my first entry to Kulturblog, a pop-culture blog from the giant brains behind By Common Consent, for which I’ve also been doing some writing lately. I’ll just tease you with the image of my U.S. Watchability Matrix; you’ll have to click through to read what I have to say about it.

BTW, Kulturblog isn’t nearly as teutonic as its spelling would indicate.

LEGO My Bible!


This is amazing: The Brick Testament is the entire Bible acted out in LEGO scenes. Beautiful, inspiring, and hilarious (much like the Bible itself). The image above is of David taking out Goliath’s sword to decapitate him with it.

[Via a comment on By Common Consent]

Blogging is Scary!

It’s always scary when I write an article for a new outlet, and such was especially the case with my first post on By Common Consent post (it posted yesterday).

For those of you who don’t know about it, BCC is a…hmmm…I’d call it an intellectual Mormon blog, but they might chafe at the term “intellectual.” Who knows. It’s a place where smart mormons talk about smart mormon things, and it has an incredibly engaged and vocal audience of readers and commenters. If you say something dumb on there, they’ll nicely let you know (and back it up with chapter and verse, or sociological studies, or Kierkegaard or something). Anyway, I’ve been a fan and off-and-on reader of the site for a few years now, so it was a thrill and a horror to see my own ideas discussed by people much more intelligent than me–I learned a lot yesterday about the topic I wrote about.

The post is online here, if you’re interested. Not interested in the mormon stuff? I wrote a much less scary first post for a friend’s site called TheNYCityDish here, on my hunt for the best horchata in Manhattan. (it’s on the Upper East Side–bummer)

"God is Not Great" is Not Great

This might sound weird to some of my readers, but a good atheism book is harder to find than you might think. Slate ran a few excerpts of Christopher Hitchens’ “God is Not Great” a couple years ago, which were sufficiently dumb that I didn’t read the rest of the book (actually, based on my enjoyment of his Vanity Fair column, I’d already tried to read his “Letters to a Young Contrarian” and put it down in disgust).

About a year ago, I picked up the other atheism Bible, “The God Delusion” by evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins. I’d seen some videos of him on YouTube, and I think the combination of his academic title, his friendly demeanor, and his British accent made me think that the book would be a well-reasoned rebuttal to faith-based thinking. This time, I made it over 200 pages into the book before putting it down (again, in disgust). I had started with the intent of blogging my reactions as a Mormon reading a book like that, but there were simply too many pencil markings in the margin. Who has time to write a separate blog post about every page?

Where are the intelligent atheist writers? The ones who can look at the dangers posed by “fundamental” Christianity and radical Islam and NOT make the logically fallacious leap that all religion is awful and deceptive?

Anyway, I bring this up because apparently there’s a new book out that takes issue with the stupidity of modern atheism, and Salon.com reviewed it. The author perfectly states my own conclusions after reading a bit of each book (I wish I could write this well):

Atheists like Dawkins and Hitchens [I would add Bill Maher to the list too], Eagleton insists, are playing to the high-minded liberal-humanist prejudices of their elite audience and, in the process, are displaying a shocking ignorance of their supposed subject, one that would be deemed unacceptable in almost any other intellectual forum. Would anyone be permitted to write a book about courtly love in the Middle Ages based on several visits to a Renaissance Faire, or a book about Nazism based on episodes of “Hogan’s Heroes”?

Perfectly sums it up. Obviously, there aren’t any required qualifications for thinking about religion, writing about religion, or selling millions of books about religion (and if there were, my own religion surely wouldn’t exist). But these particular books were written by a journalist and a scientist, and there are most definitely intellectual qualifications inherent in those professions. Bill Maher at least gets to use the comedian’s license and say that “Religulous” was neither journalism nor scholarship, and therefore doesn’t need to be fair or intelligent.

As Eagleton puts it: “Critics of the most enduring form of popular culture in human history have a moral obligation to confront that case at its most persuasive, rather than grabbing themselves a victory on the cheap by savaging it as so much garbage and gobbledygook.”

But taking on religion “at its most persuasive” is too hard, apparently. Wanna see Hitchens in action? Watch this clip, in which he absolutely dismembers some poor Christian leader of something or other who has no business being on TV debating anything:

MSNBC was complicit in this particular strawman exercise, but Hitchens, Dawkins, and Maher have a knack for going after the weak target. And, religious or not, you have to admit there are lots of weak targets in every religion (just as there are weak targets in atheism).

There’s an excellent interview on Salon with author/journalist Chris Hedges, who has written books that are antagonistic toward both fundamentalist Christians and “secular fundamentalists,” as he calls Hitchens’ brand of atheism. After debating with Hitchens and atheist Sam Harris, he says:

“I was appalled at how what they had done for the secular left was to embrace the same kind of bigotry and chauvinism and intolerance that marks the radical Christian right.”

The whole interview is good, and offers a reasoned rejection of both fundamentalist extremes. Check it out if you have a moment.

We need to hear more from smart believers and smart atheists. I have Mormon friends with advanced degrees in physics, business, law, and economics; intelligent, open-minded people who have no problem putting into words why they believe the things they do. I have atheist friends with whom I can talk about our different beliefs without concluding that the other is a deluded moron.

But then, those conversations aren’t the type that sell millions of books and get great TV ratings, are they?

Anyway, maybe I’m going after the easy targets by taking on these books/writers in the first place. Know of a better writer I should be checking out?

I’m Thinking of a Four-Letter Word…

OK, so this is just weird: Thomas Friedman, celebrated NYTimes columnist and author of several books you’ve probably quoted for college papers without actually reading, starts off his second paragraph in today’s column by saying, and I quote:

“…go to Google and type in these four letters: m-e-r-e.”

Did he discover my band? Is the world hot, flat, and crowded enough that Mr. Friedman stumbled across Mere sometime during his extensive wandering in Asia? (We have a small but loyal following in Dubai, after all)(I’m not kidding).

Turns out no, he was using the letters to illustrate some point with Google search results. But all the same, if you were to go to Google and type in m-e-r-e, Mere’s site would be the second entry in the search results. You see, students, because the world is flat, in order to rise to the top you have to have excellent search-engine optimization. And Mere does.

Hold the Garfunkel


It’s time for the monthly New Blog Alert! Add S+G-G to the list of blogs that Whitney, Brian and I create but then burn out on. The list has grown to include Meh.Blog, StuffWhitePeopleLiked, EffYouCat! (which I do still post to), and now S+G-G. Still, this one is absolutely brilliant, and kudos to Whitney for the stellar art! When you get bored of it, go read Meh.Blog.

And just for the record, EffYouCat! came way before the potty-mouthed web sensation F—YouPenguin. We were even advertising on Facebook at one point. But they have t-shirts now. And probably a book deal. All we have is this silly blog empire. (sigh)