Bumblebee’s been mopey and grumpy all week. We read books to her, dance around to music videos, I play my mandolin, Corinne makes funny faces, but nothing keeps her interested and happy for more than a couple minutes. I’m pretty sure it’s because she’s already bored with her middle-class life. I guess you’re never to young for ennui!
Time to start saving up for her Super Sweet Sixteen party. If we don’t have elephants and Rihanna there, she’s going to disown her parents.
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