Monthly Archives: April 2009

"God is Not Great" is Not Great

This might sound weird to some of my readers, but a good atheism book is harder to find than you might think. Slate ran a few excerpts of Christopher Hitchens’ “God is Not Great” a couple years ago, which were sufficiently dumb that I didn’t read the rest of the book (actually, based on my enjoyment of his Vanity Fair column, I’d already tried to read his “Letters to a Young Contrarian” and put it down in disgust).

About a year ago, I picked up the other atheism Bible, “The God Delusion” by evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins. I’d seen some videos of him on YouTube, and I think the combination of his academic title, his friendly demeanor, and his British accent made me think that the book would be a well-reasoned rebuttal to faith-based thinking. This time, I made it over 200 pages into the book before putting it down (again, in disgust). I had started with the intent of blogging my reactions as a Mormon reading a book like that, but there were simply too many pencil markings in the margin. Who has time to write a separate blog post about every page?

Where are the intelligent atheist writers? The ones who can look at the dangers posed by “fundamental” Christianity and radical Islam and NOT make the logically fallacious leap that all religion is awful and deceptive?

Anyway, I bring this up because apparently there’s a new book out that takes issue with the stupidity of modern atheism, and Salon.com reviewed it. The author perfectly states my own conclusions after reading a bit of each book (I wish I could write this well):

Atheists like Dawkins and Hitchens [I would add Bill Maher to the list too], Eagleton insists, are playing to the high-minded liberal-humanist prejudices of their elite audience and, in the process, are displaying a shocking ignorance of their supposed subject, one that would be deemed unacceptable in almost any other intellectual forum. Would anyone be permitted to write a book about courtly love in the Middle Ages based on several visits to a Renaissance Faire, or a book about Nazism based on episodes of “Hogan’s Heroes”?

Perfectly sums it up. Obviously, there aren’t any required qualifications for thinking about religion, writing about religion, or selling millions of books about religion (and if there were, my own religion surely wouldn’t exist). But these particular books were written by a journalist and a scientist, and there are most definitely intellectual qualifications inherent in those professions. Bill Maher at least gets to use the comedian’s license and say that “Religulous” was neither journalism nor scholarship, and therefore doesn’t need to be fair or intelligent.

As Eagleton puts it: “Critics of the most enduring form of popular culture in human history have a moral obligation to confront that case at its most persuasive, rather than grabbing themselves a victory on the cheap by savaging it as so much garbage and gobbledygook.”

But taking on religion “at its most persuasive” is too hard, apparently. Wanna see Hitchens in action? Watch this clip, in which he absolutely dismembers some poor Christian leader of something or other who has no business being on TV debating anything:

MSNBC was complicit in this particular strawman exercise, but Hitchens, Dawkins, and Maher have a knack for going after the weak target. And, religious or not, you have to admit there are lots of weak targets in every religion (just as there are weak targets in atheism).

There’s an excellent interview on Salon with author/journalist Chris Hedges, who has written books that are antagonistic toward both fundamentalist Christians and “secular fundamentalists,” as he calls Hitchens’ brand of atheism. After debating with Hitchens and atheist Sam Harris, he says:

“I was appalled at how what they had done for the secular left was to embrace the same kind of bigotry and chauvinism and intolerance that marks the radical Christian right.”

The whole interview is good, and offers a reasoned rejection of both fundamentalist extremes. Check it out if you have a moment.

We need to hear more from smart believers and smart atheists. I have Mormon friends with advanced degrees in physics, business, law, and economics; intelligent, open-minded people who have no problem putting into words why they believe the things they do. I have atheist friends with whom I can talk about our different beliefs without concluding that the other is a deluded moron.

But then, those conversations aren’t the type that sell millions of books and get great TV ratings, are they?

Anyway, maybe I’m going after the easy targets by taking on these books/writers in the first place. Know of a better writer I should be checking out?

Hey Bro, We Should Totally Jam Sometime

I’ve decided that in my personal version of heaven, there’s a room in which all of the people I’ve ever agreed to jam with are hanging out, instrument in hand. The instruments never go out of tune, of course, and the amps and levels are controlled with our minds. How cool would that be?

I guess I’m trying to say that I wish I had more time to spend playing music with my friends. And with Corinne on her jazz flute.

Of course, in my own personal version of hell, everyone’s a lead guitar player. It sounds like Guitar Center during a Memorial Day sale, and I can’t kill myself to escape because I’m already dead!

Real Music with Fake Instruments

My friend/coworker Brian Heater and I are launching a new tech podcast for PCMag.com this week, and I was tasked with creating some theme music for it. Inspired by cutting-edge electro-music makers like my friend Nathan Bowen and by the desire to do something a little geekier than the theme for PCMag Radio (Anything At All, by my band Mere), I decided to try a thought experiment: What if I used the fake plastic instruments from Rock Band to make real music?

I cobbled a quickie demo version together, and I think it sounds kind of cool. I didn’t get crazy with the music hacks; I just used the drum pads, the pedal, the guitar strummer switch, and the fret buttons, and then that metallic sound is me hitting the drum frame with drumsticks. I applied a few audio filters to some of the sounds, but tried to do so sparingly (I wanted it to retain the plastic-toy sound of the instruments as much as possible). The main cheat I did was to tweak the sound of the pedal. Originally, it was was almost silent, but now it actually sounds kinda like a bass drum.

The one addition I’m still trying to figure out is how to add notes, either in the form of a melody or a bass line. Any ideas? If you think of any, lemme know!

Here’s the clickety clack:

Mere’s Anything at All:

Recap: Puerto Rico 2009

Corinne and I got back on Tuesday from our Last Trip as Non-Parents, what my brother Jeff calls a “Babymoon.” It was just a quick 4-day jaunt to Puerto Rico, the “Isla del Convenience”; four-hour flight, no passport needed, no foreign language skills required, no need to exchange currency, and if you hate the local food, there are US fast food joints on every corner (but we love the local food, so no Angry Whoppers for us).

Of course, the main purpose of going on a beach trip with a pregnant wife is to take pictures of her expanding belly, which we did. Those pictures, and more, below:


Might as well kick it off with the best pic from the trip, which Corinne took herself at a nude beach (not really, I’m just trying to hold your interest so you’ll look at the rest of our pictures).


We went kayaking in this cool bio-luminescent bay, which had plankton that would light up like sparks when they came in contact with your boat, your paddle, your hand, or fish under the water (they left a trail of light behind them as they swam). It was a new moon that night, so the lights in the water were bright and beautiful.


I was all bold with this ginormous iguana because I was pretty sure that lizards don’t like water. Of course, as soon as I swam away it jumped right in the pool.


El Yunque rainforest was just a short drive from our resort, so went for a short hike at dusk. We went here last year too; every time we visit I try to capture its beauty with my camera, and every time I fail.


This picture’s funny because Corinne thought she was really lifting that big heavy tree, when in reality it had been hollowed out by millions of termites so it weighed almost nothing! (Corinne thinks none of you are going to get that that caption is a joke, but I have faith in my readers)


We don’t really like this picture, but we didn’t take many of us on the beach. And Corinne only had pre-pregnancy bathing suits, so she was, ahem, “bosomy” in all the other pictures. Maybe not appropriate for a family blog.


If you order the fish in a Puerto Rican restaurant, they’ll actually bring you a whole red snapper. I tried not to make eye contact with it as I devoured it, but it was tough.

Social Media Marketing on Tiny Little Blogs


Wanna know why everyone’s blathering on about how much Facebook and Twitter are worth? Why companies are tripping over themselves to get on Twitter? Or why everyone is trying to pass themselves off as social media marketing consultants all of a sudden? I’ll show you.

Yesterday, I read a hilarious blog post that my sister-in-law Jessie had written a few days before. Every year my mother-in-law somehow gets a hold of a list of names given to babies in a hospital in Rexburg, Idaho, and supplies Jessie with it for a blog post. If you know anything about Rexburg, you know it’s rural, overwhelmingly Mormon, and home to BYU Idaho (14,000 students, 26% of which are married). It’s like a perfect storm for crazy baby names. Great fodder for a great blog post, and Jessie totally nailed it.

I loved the post and wanted all my friends to read it, so I posted it on Twitter, from whence it was copied over to Facebook. I have a small group of 350 Twitter followers, and a group of 500 facebook friends. I’ve met and personally know all my Facebook friends, and I know maybe thirty percent of my Twitter followers, so overall it’s a fairly tight-knit group. (By contrast, PCMag’s Editor in Chief Lance has six THOUSAND followers, and my friend Natali has 15K, but I’m more of the typical Twitter user–they’re celebrities, at least within our tech sphere.)

Jessie provided me with her traffic numbers from yesterday, and I was astounded. She got 19 clickthroughs from Twitter, and 53 from Facebook. Now, those sound like small numbers, but that’s a 5% clickthrough rate from my Twitter followers, and a whopping 10% from my Facebook friends. 1 out of 10 of my Facebook friends not only SAW the link, but CLICKED on it—wow.

I’ve run a couple Facebook ad campaigns, one for my band during our Olympic hype, and another for my stupid cat blog (I should say, my stupid and practically defunct cat blog). I did it mostly out of curiosity, and the click-through rates were pretty average for FB ads, I think: around 0.1 percent. I wasn’t thrilled by that rate, but I was satisfied with it, as Facebook ads are known for being underperformers.

Here’s where social media marketing comes in. One out of a thousand people might click on an ad that a company pays to put on the Facebook sidebar. 1 in 10 might click on a link in a Facebook friend’s feed. Note that this is not an apples-to-apples comparison: 1/1000 people who SEE a Facebook ad click on it. 1/10 who are FRIENDS with the person who posted the link click on it. For the numbers to make any sense, I’m betting as many as 50 or 60 percent of my friends who saw the link clicked on it. And as friends leave comments, I’m betting the click-through rate gets even higher.

In other words, if a company or brand can find its way into your Facebook feed, it’s golden. Especially if your friends then pick it up and share it with their friends.

A Facebook friend of mine is a contributing writer for a great Mormon blog called “By Common Consent” that gets between 15K and 20K unique visitors a month, according to Compete.com
. He loved Jessie’s blog post and got it added to BCC’s sidebar of links. That little link in the sidebar was good for another 165 clicks to the blog.

These are small potatoes, of course—micro-level stuff that I’m just using by way of example. Jessie and I are just specks in the Twitterverse, and less than specks in the blogosphere. But everyone on Twitter and Facebook and Blogger are talking about stuff, throwing links around, and talking about their favorite and least favorite brands. That stuff carries way more weight than an ad does, so companies want in on the action. And if a company can get a mention from Lance, with his 6K Twitter followers, or from @KevinRose with his 433,376 followers, even better.

Now go read Jessie’s post. It’s way funnier than this one.

Where’d All These Great Folk Bands Come From?

It’s a great time to be into American folk music, in case you hadn’t noticed. Bands are popping up everywhere playing these great Appalachian-tinged tunes with the singers almost yodeling and the musicians playing all kinds of crazy instruments—fiddles, zithers, hurdy gurdies, bouzuokis, mandolins, etc.

I suppose music is cyclical, but even so, I’m not sure where all these bands came from. I have a theory that music styles come in and out based on what style of music a generation’s parents listened to, and it works pretty well. But whose parents were listening to Appalachian dirges 25 years ago?

There were those couple years in the early-aughts when everyone was listening to T-Bone Burnett’s “O Brother, Where Art Thou” soundtrack, and 60s-era folk like Bob Dylan’s music has always been around. But this is a much different sound, I think, than just “folk” or “alt-country” or “bluegrass.” You wouldn’t confuse these bands with the original Appalachian bluegrass bands (like you might with acts like Old Crow Medicine Show).

Anyway, I heard this stuff everywhere at SXSW a couple weeks ago. Random bands were whipping out mandolins and going all old-timey with their tunes. Not to confuse music with clothing, but let’s just say there were bushy beards and flannel shirts involved, and even the occasional suspender.

And a lot of this stuff is really really good. Hem and Great Lake Swimmers are a couple good examples, and Fleet Foxes and Bon Iver are a couple more that Corinne and I have been getting into lately. One of the random bands I heard in Austin was called Mumford and Sons, playing up-tempo banjo tunes and singing these great harmonies. Arcade Fire has a couple songs on each album that kind of play with this sound, too, but they’re kind of all over the map.

Frightened Rabbit is doing the same thing with their Scottish lilt (of course, American folk music is only really one generation removed from traditional Scottish music).

Anyway, I don’t know where it came from and I’m sure I’m leaving out lots of great bands that fit this sound, but I dig it. Has it always been around, flying under the radar in South Carolina and eastern Kentucky for the last, oh, 40 years? Got any origin theories or music recommendations?

Here are some of my favorite songs from the above bands, give em a listen…

Finally: SXSW Recap + Pics + Video

Totally dropped the ball on providing a SXSW recap, sorry. Some high points:

• Chugged club soda with almost all of my Austin friends and many of my SF friends.

• Saw the best hair-metal cover band in history do Journey songs better than Journey.

• Watched from the VIP booth as thousands of maybe-too-enthusiastic guys swarmed around a stage for a live taping of DiggNation

• Asked one of the lead Facebook dudes some tough questions about the redesign (but maybe not tough enough…still hate it after two weeks)

• Watched guys from Firefox, IE, Opera, and Google Chrome spar over Web standards

• Met Dooce, and listened to her, the “Stuff White People Like” guy, the Lolcatz/Failblog dude, and the original Wonkette talk about the secrets of blogging with my friend, the Passive-Aggressive Notes girl.

• Met a lot of my tech-reporter-blogger heroes (whom I won’t name here out of embarrassment).

• Sat on a panel of judges with iLike‘s Ali Partovi to evaluate some new music startups that are launching soon.

• Maybe danced just a little bit. But not too much. But maybe a little.

• Flew home to NYC to find out WE’RE HAVING A GIRL!!!! (yeah, I buried that tidbit way down here so only the real blog readers would see it!)


• Flew back with Mere to play a show.

• Had a lot of fun hanging out in Austin with the band

• Local friends like Cindy and Piet showed us around and took us to the spots where the locals hang out when we got sick of the SXSW crowds

• Ate a ton of awesome barbecue at Stubbs and Iron Works.


• Saw a flier for the Mere show on the sidewalk in downtown Austin. Loved seeing Mere’s name in Austin, even if it was underfoot on the sidewalk!

• Mere show went well, considering the lineup changes and the fairly thin crowd (though it wasn’t as thin as it looks in the video). It was a fun day for a barbecue and live music, and it was fun to have friends there. And hey, the trip was free! Video travelogue of the trip is embedded below (part 2 of a 2-part series on YouTube, sorry so long).