Monthly Archives: May 2008

10 Awesome Things About Puerto Rico

1. There are roadside food stands everywhere. This whole country smells like food! And yes, there are too many KFCs and Burger Kings, but there are five times as many roadside stands with a whole pig on a spit. We’ve heard the food at our resort isn’t so good, but that’s fine with us–we’ll probably never try it.

2. Puerto Ricans fry EVERYTHING. For lunch today we had a fried cod fritter, two fried chicken empenadas, a fried corn meal stick, and lightly fried mafongo (stuffed plantains). It was awesome.

3. We found the signature Cafe Rio flavor that makes their burritos so good. It’s the flavor in the beans at El Parrilla, a food kiosk in Luqillo.

4. Six hours after taking off from JFK, we were sitting on a secluded beach an hour outside of San Juan.

5. It’s a five minute walk from our hotel room to the beach, and a five minute drive from our resort to the El Yunque rain forest.

6. It’s always cloudy over the rain forest, even when it’s sunny over our beach.

7. Puerto Ricans have a knack for giving cool names to things. The rain forest by our hotel is El Yunque, our town is Luquillo, the town next to that is Fajarda, where you can take the ferry to Vieques. The traditional food is called Mafongo. Great names, all.

8. It’s not uncommon to see kids riding horses around town.

9. Corinne (who really is a bonafide dressage expert) says the horses here have two extra gaits. Not too sure what that means but it has to be a plus.

10. Car rental is 20 bucks a day.

We just posted our first batch of Puerto Rico pics on flickr. More to follow, I’m sure.

Random Blog for a Rainy Friday

If any of you are looking for some light reading on a slow, rainy friday, my sister-in-law’s blog is hilarious. Here’s an excerpt from her recent post analyzing a list of baby names from an Idaho hospital:

A popular trend is the mix-n-match. Choose any beginning from column A, and an ending from column B.

A…………… B

May……….. see
Ky……………leigh
Tay………….mee
Tam…………ler
My…………. dyn
Kam……….. bree

Try it, it works (at least if you think the names Kymee or Taydyn work, which you probably shouldn’t). Google results: 42 instances of “Taydyn,” “Kymee” has 9,310.

Out of The Office

Does anyone else get the feeling that NBC is talking down to us with The Office? I mean, go back and watch the first season, when the show’s stock in trade was actually satire. I guess the ratings weren’t high enough back then, because since then The Office has been moving farther and farther away from satire and character development and more toward dumb zaniness. I suspect the powers that be dumbed the show down deliberately to appeal to a wider audience, and I also suspect it worked perfectly.

It’s sad, though. We’re going through our DVDs of the British Office, and the characters are so well developed in that show, and the humor is so much more…hmmm…relevant. Nothing Michael Scott says or does in any way resembles anyone anybody knows. We’ve all had a David Brent or two in our lives–that’s what makes him so funny–but Michael Scott is a caricature of a caricature; the archetype of what NBC thinks we will find funny.

And sure, the show may appeal to a wider audience now, but the writers are too smart not to know what they’re doing. I bet they had places they wanted to take these characters when the show started out, but I don’t think we’ll ever get to see them evolve now. The ratings are too high to tamper with or improve the formula now.